hello fellow earthlings take me too youre leader!
AHH tis is torpian blarg the third! Bow down as for many have fallen by my hand and you shall FEAR ME! Even though you do seem to be one of the only celestial bodies with the chemical Compound THC derived what from the marijuana Plant.
What serivces do we offer? Well I shall Inform you of youre duelnegligents
We offer the best assortment of Crop circles and dead cattle and if we think you’re cool enough well beam you up scotty for a hard night worth margs and white claws and our white girl summer will be supreme!
These are My Constituents above. WE are looking for a drug dealer....
We mean business you simple earthings will never fully concept but youre weed fire and we need the best weed on th planet and will pay in the galactic federation currency zorpsss. we mean no harm if you point us to the zaaa and if advanced enough a SMOKE sesh is due.
Thank you for youre help meer earthlings!
heres the way i may be contacted
